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Me: gagawa kami ng colorful ng kwek-kwek.
Mae: achuete lang naman ginagamit dun e.
Me: achuete? diba movie yun?
Mae: machete yun, ano ba!
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Mae: nung high school ginamit namin yung achuete pangkulay ng buhok.
Me: talaga? pwede ba yun?
Mae: depende naman sa dami ng achuete na gagamitin.
Me: ah ganun. achuete na lang gagamitin ko pag nagpakulay uli ako ng buhok. tapos pag may nagtanong kung nagpakulay ako sasabihin ko “hindi, inachuete ko lang yan”
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My morbid sense of humor can’t help it. :p
I remember our project defense for a major subject in our final year. There was a loud wheezing noise by a motorcycle outside and it was so funny, I tried not to laugh but it ended up as a snort. Then our teacher asked us why we’re laughing and my groupmate answered “Sir, kasi may vroom-vroom”.
Epic day. Hahaha. Buti na lang pumasa kami. :))
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