if you have social anxiety and you made that phone call or put in that resume or told that person they’re funny or woke up today I am so proud of you and even if you didn’t do those things I am still proud of you okay
next time you’re feeling like shit
remember the sloths
they don’t do anything ever
and they haven’t gone extinct
you can afford to take a nap
Is literally the most uplifting and comforting thing I’ve read all day
i literally have the attention span of a sea horse so if i don’t reply to you or something it’s not you i’m just an idiot
OH MY GOD I’M SO SICK OF SEEING POSTS LIKE THIS OKAY??
CHRIST, WHY IS IT SO BLOODY HARD TO ACCEPT THAT SOME BAKED GOODS LIKE TO WEAR A LITTLE FROSTING? IT’S NOT HURTING ANYONE, IT’S USUALLY COLORFUL, AND IF IT MAKES THEM FEEL PRETTY, YOU HAVE NO RIGHT TO JUDGE.
this is just getting so out of hand. i knew a cupcake once that had just a smidge of buttercream on top, and you know what happened? that poor cupcake got SMEARED by the other muffins in the basket, ok? SMEARED. for wearing a CENTIMETER THICK LAYER OF BUTTERCREAM. and when that cupcake tried to get help, other muffins and cakes told it to scrape off it’s icing and to stop trying to be sweet.
well i’ve had enough. if you think cake-shaming is wrong and needs to be brought to light for what it is, spread this message. no confectionery should ever have to feel like they can’t be the as sweet as they want to be without the threat of smearing, whether it’s with a small bit of buttercream or a five inch blue and pink swirl with sprinkles.
i’m gonna cry holy fucking shit
This spoke to me on a deep enotional level because I knew a cupcake once and…well, let’s just say she never made it out the basket. She will be sorely missed because that bitch looked delicious.
if a number is not divisible by 5 or 2 i get very uncomfortable
I found this too funny
It’s a beautiful thing.
Ok like I’ve never read The Fault In Our Stars but I see it every where on this site and I want to.
Is it any good??
It’s like you started reading a book but then you ended up with a knife in your chest.